Dwightan vs Jim

Jim: [picking up a ticket on his desk] What's this?

Dwight: That is a demerit.

Jim: "Jim Halpert, tardiness." Oh, I love it already.

Dwight: You've got to learn, Jim, you're second in command, but that does not put you above the law.

Jim: Oh I understand. And I also have lots of questions. Like what does a demerit mean?

Dwight: Let's put it this way. You do not want to receive three of those.

Jim: Lay it on me.

Dwight: Three demerits, and you'll receive a citation.

Jim: Now that sounds serious.

Dwight: Oh it is serious. Five citations, and you're looking at a violation. Four of those, and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that'll land you in a world of hurt in the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.

Jim: Which would be me.

Dwight: That...is correct.

Jim: Okay, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full disadulation.

Dwight: What's a dis...what's that?

Jim: Oh, you don’t want to know.

[Dwight is scared]